I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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