; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Drake has all the answers
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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