I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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