I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
