everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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