spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We're too hungover to prance.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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