he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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