I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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