You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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