can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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