I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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