She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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