Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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