no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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