After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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