yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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