I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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