I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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