How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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