Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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