he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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