do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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