He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can Purell be used as lube?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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