Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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