I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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