that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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