Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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