If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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