the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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