yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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