I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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