Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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