his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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