So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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