I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
