god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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