I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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