i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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