Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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