I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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