We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
last night I used snow as a chaser
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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