That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Two words: nipple clamps
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