Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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