if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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