you guys were way drunker than both of me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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