i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My liver just had a heart attack.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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