Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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