It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Let's paint friendship bongs
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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