normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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