Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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