I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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