Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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